Max-stravaganza

As a registered Republican, I hate freedom of speech. Worst. Idea. Ever. Some people use "helicopter ejection seat" or "submarine screen door" as their go to concept of a misguided concept. As for me, it's all about the First Amendment. I mean, what does religious freedom remotely have to do with the foundation of this nation? However, as a future screenwriter/waiter, I need the ability to write whatever the hell I want. My first collegiate run in with censorship came last month as my column for the Claremont Independent was deemed "objectively offensive to specific groups on campus" and it was suggested that I heavily edit a good portion of my article, namely "most of it." I now present to you the article in its entirety. I allow you to be the judges of whether or not it should have been wrongfully removed from print. CMC Adopts ‘Survivor’ Model for Diversity By Max Davison Claremont, CA - After seeing the commercial success of CBS’s

Prologue: The Return of the King Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you had to walk into mine. A few months ago, an update to this blog seemed about as likely as a Van Halen reunion, the Democrats winning both houses of Congress, ABC airing an episode of "Lost" that doesn't suck, and those retarded little kids actually putting the idol together in the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Well, seeing as David Lee Roth is content on putting out bluegrass cover albums , there's no way that New Jersey is going Blue, the damn writing staff feels content on stringing us along with a question to answer ratio of about 4815162342 to 1, and "Legends of the Hidden Temple" has been off the air for a decade...this blog is the surest thing of the whole lot. The new, motivated Max Davison (who apparently now speaks in the third person as though he's Rickey Henderson) has decided to update this page as frequently as possible. So sit back and enjoy my