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Blue Apron Will Save Your Relationship!

With organic, seasonal ingredients delivered right to your door, Blue Apron is an easy and fun way for couples to grow closer in the kitchen! Today, you are preparing Ponzu Glazed Catfish with Garlic Rice and Blanched Organic Bok Choy.  Since this is a team activity, we have provided two sets of recipes.    Work together and it will be done twice as fast! INSTRUCTIONS FOR MEN Okay.  This is it.  This is D-Day.  This is where you prove that you have what it takes to keep this relationship going.  She’s always saying that you guys don’t do anything new.  I mean, how many times have you been to that Thai place around the corner?  Too goddam many. This meal is where you show that you’re adventurous and spontaneous but also thorough and detail oriented.    Blue Apron will save your relationship!  That’s a guarantee.  Well, not officially from the company.  But I will help you out, bro! STEP ONE:   CLEAN YOUR FRESH PRODUCE AND DON’T BE A SLOB That is exactly what it