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FIVE TIPS FOR A PERFECT FIRST DATE. GUARANTEED!

At 8:45pm she arrived at the bar for her 8:30 date, although carrying herself with the calmness of a woman who was only running five minutes behind.   When meeting for the first time, it is advisable to  show up eleven minutes late.  Let him know that you're worth the extra time alone.  Eleven is an odd number so it doesn't seem too premeditated but is substantial enough to make it clear   who is going on a date with whom. Parking was a hassle, which attributed to the non-power-play lateness.  She kept spiraling up and up in the parking structure, every helpful green light mocking her with a compact car already in the space.  After settling for the roof, she promptly stepped in a puddle and had to wipe down her far-too-constricting shoes.  She then missed the light and had to wait at three consecutive crosswalks, which at least gave her time to get over her nerves by pre-selecting what drink she would order. He was already sitting at the bar, nursing a beer.  You should