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Return of the King

In 2008, my friends and I turned 21. We shared the moment of realization that from here on out, alcohol just wasn't special anymore since we could acquire it legally. It is a fact universally accepted that barriers to entry only make people want said product even more. Example #1: iTunes made LimeWire even more popular. Example #2: Whenever a woman says "Just for the record, we're not hooking up tonight," she probably just wants flowers. Example #3: The US/Mexico border. But despite the fact that beer has lost its illegal charm, I still like to throw down every so often. It's about shedding my Bruce Banner (Ed Norton, not Ruffalo) and unleashing what my friend Jeff has coined "Frax" (Frat Max). If this takes off, I'll have to photoshop an image of Admiral Ackbar screaming "It's a Frax!" True, leaving college hasn't done much for my social life. But for those of you who say that I've gone soft in my old age, for those ...