Congratulations! You have received a survey request from POST DATE SOLUTIONS. Since asking someone out on a second date requires 99.99% certainty that the answer will be “Yes,” we at PDS specialize in analyzing quantifiable data to determine whether or not you are interested in going out again. Recently, you grabbed drinks with BRAD CHARLES , who has retained our services. Please fill out the following questionnaire to help us (and Brad) avoid second guessing and figure out how to proceed. Your feedback is key not only for ascertaining the likelihood of another date, but also for the continued improvement of our clients. 1) Brad asked you out by calling you up on the phone. Did you find this to be: A) Personal and old fashioned B) Too forward. He should have just texted. 2) At the beginning of the date, your opinion of Brad was: very favorable, somewhat favorable, favorable, neither favorable nor unfavorable, somewhat unfavorable, very unfavorable 3) Brad suggested the bar at whi
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