Max-stravaganza

The origin of the abbreviation is the subject of much debate and posturing amongst the American Acronym Community (AAC).   While most historians commonly attribute it to Strunk and White’s seminal The Elements of Style , there is no textual evidence of the abbreviation in the book.   Messrs. William Strunk Jr. and Elwyn Brooks White hint at its meaning and later use, but the actual abbreviation does not appear in any of the guide’s 105 pages. Text message and Twitter culture has led to an increased emphasis on concise and condensed, and more easily digestible language .   Some note that this practice originated in the era of telegrams, which charged by the character and predicted modern shorthand (see: the 1890 wire that substitutes “gm” for “good morning”).   The particular abbreviation to which I refer is the Unified Field Theory of brevity; encapsulating two hundred years of succinct proofreading in only four simple characters. An increasing number of sc...

DISTRESSED_DAMSEL: Single princess seeking rescue.  I’m currently being held captive in a tower defended by a molten lava moat and possibly an enchanted riddle or three.  Exact details about my imprisonment aren’t important, but I will say it has been far too long since a knight has attempted to scale these walls and free me. A bit more about myself: Before I was locked away, my ideal Sunday involved frequenting the market run by the local farmers, then trekking across the hillside   before retiring to the castle to pop open a skin of wine. I know this is a silly way to meet someone (we maidens all hope to find our Prince Charming through chance), but I believe in love and I’m ready to be rescued.  I’m not just looking for a hero; I’m looking for a best friend. SHININGKNIGHT85: My dear Damsel, A carrier pigeon brought this parchment and I must say your letter truly spoke to me.  And I am not just referring to the beauty of your attach...

Combining the expansive scope of Grand Theft Auto and the intricate character customization of Mass Effect, Facebook is possibly the most engrossing open-world RPG available on the market.   Some may be intimidated by the constant updates needed to keep the game moving forward, but Facebook provides an unimaginably detailed world that grows more complex as you share more information about and develop your character. The goal of Facebook’s single-player mode is straightforward: accumulate and maintain the largest network of friends while not alienating them by oversharing.   When first developed, the game was a simple, college-based MMO with only one level: use your profile to get laid.   Facebook has since expanded, but still retains much of the original’s “girl stalking”-based objective. Before building both a social network and your feeling of self-worth, you first establish your character’s stats, fleshing out a backstory of education and employment, selecti...

At 8:45pm she arrived at the bar for her 8:30 date, although carrying herself with the calmness of a woman who was only running five minutes behind.   When meeting for the first time, it is advisable to  show up eleven minutes late.  Let him know that you're worth the extra time alone.  Eleven is an odd number so it doesn't seem too premeditated but is substantial enough to make it clear   who is going on a date with whom. Parking was a hassle, which attributed to the non-power-play lateness.  She kept spiraling up and up in the parking structure, every helpful green light mocking her with a compact car already in the space.  After settling for the roof, she promptly stepped in a puddle and had to wipe down her far-too-constricting shoes.  She then missed the light and had to wait at three consecutive crosswalks, which at least gave her time to get over her nerves by pre-selecting what drink she would order. He was already sitting at ...

CHAPTER ONE There were five good reasons why Joshua Chambers was intent on running the red light at the end of the Laurel Canyon offramp.    First and most pressing was the fact that his bladder was particularly full this evening.    Normally, Josh wasn’t a fan of coffee (his system prone to fits of caffeine drunkenness).   His coffee break was merely a reminder that it was 2:30, a benchmark to hit on the way from 9 to 5.   Today, however, he actually needed the jolt of energy.   His agency’s main client, Sombrero Corn Chips, wanted a new presentation by the next morning.   They were marketing a new type of corn chip to consumers, “This time, with the built in taste of guacamole.”   They weren’t particularly wild about the current slogan/result of the previous 2am brainstorming session, “Holy Mole!”   Works fine when said aloud, but it doesn’t translate well to print, resulting in a sacred weasel.    Creative...