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To forge in the smithy of my soul the uncreated conscience of my race

So, I've decided to take a break from my James Joyce paper to talk about my candidate for President in 2008. He is a man of convictions. A man with a stellar record of military service. A man who knows how to get things done. A man who isn't afraid to get his hands dirty in order to set the world straight. A man who also has a talk show on FoxNews and frequents the Sean Hannity radio program.


Col. Oliver North

Argue with me if you dare. You'll lose. Do you want a strong leader like Colonel North or Hillary? That's right. I'm glad you see it my way.


With that being said, I'll go back to my boy Stephen Dedalus.

SERENITY NOW!!!!!

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Anonymous said…
You have not updated this blog in almost a week. Frankly, I expected better from you.
December 12, 2005 at 6:55 PM
Anonymous said…
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
January 5, 2010 at 10:52 AM
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