Could it be an update?

Well, it's been a god awful long time since I've posted anything. I could go on and on apologizing/explaining my absense. And people could go on and on bitching about how their lives were meaningless without my witty comments. Let's simply bypass that and move on with our lives, shall we?

So, I haven't been updating since I've started writing for the CMC online newspaper, The Forum.

http://forum.ascmc.org

If you want your weekly dose of Max, check out the website and read my columns. They'll entertain you while I'm trying to think of something about which to blog.

This is a bit of a cop out of an entry since it doesn't contain any actual content...but consider it a harbinger of things to come. I will start paying attention to this blog, don't worry.

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