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Not only does Justin Timberlake continue to shame all Chris Kirkpatrick fans by proving that he was the brains behind *NSYNC, but he successfully makes SNL funny. I'm thinking that Time has a new candidate for Man of the Year.
Oh, and if there are any attractive and single women in the LA area who think this is a good Christmas/Channukah/Kwanzaa/Festivus present, please leave me a message with your name and favorite color of ribbon and we'll talk.

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