A little pretentious emo bullshit

Believe it or not, I'm actually working on some new entries that will be halfway decent. I even annoy myself when I say "Oh! that'll be on my blog tomorrow!" and I lazily ignore said topic and play Halo for extended periods of time.
So in the meanwhile, allow me to be just like every other teenager (for only 3 months more, mind you) and just type out some song lyrics that are somewhat pertinent to my situation.

If you're down and confused
And you don't remember who you're talking to
Concentration can slip away
Because your baby's so far away
And there's a rose in a fisted glove
And the eagle flies with the dove
And if you can't be with the one you love
Love the one you're with

Yup. I'm trying to get all of my angst out of my system before Christmas. Only 14 more shopping days left!

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